1. my mario kart haiku

    daysofourbamf:

    cruising first all game

    end of third lap - bowser shell

    fuck you peach you slut

    (via sonja-the-dragon)

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  2. mormondad:

    real life high school advice:

    • dont slack 
    • be friends with everyone 
    • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

    (via er0s)

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  3. (via er0s)

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  4. buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

    buttchunks:

    Starships were meant to fly

    (via er0s)

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  5. (via ogreject)

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  6. foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

    foodfinisher:

    Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

    (via ogreject)

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  9. insanity-and-vanity:

"Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t."
Fight Club (1999)

    insanity-and-vanity:

    "Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t."

    Fight Club (1999)

    (via ogreject)

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  10. photo

    photo

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    photo

    photo

    photo

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  12. photo

    photo

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